M-YLiving
April 1, 2008 • Volume 1 • Issue 1

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HOMELAND SECURITY
  • Closing the Borders:
    Why White Oak and West Mifflin are digging moats

DO-IT-YOURSELF
  • Midnight Plumbing:
    Looting your neighbor’s abandoned house ...
    how soon is too soon?

AUTOMOTIVE
  • Road Test:
    1987 Buick Grand National vs. 1986 Camaro IROC-Z

FINE DINING
  • Iced Tea Cartons:
    Is Colteryahn or Turner’s better with kielbasa?

CINEMA
  • Greatest Films of All Time:
    Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles top our experts’ list

WOMEN’S FASHION
  • Evening Wear:
    Steelers jerseys, big hair are in again this summer

MEN’S FASHION

  • Hair Styles:
    Draw attention from your combover with a goatee

PERSONALITY SPOTLIGHT

  • Some Random Old Fart:
    Things aren’t like the old days. Why you couldn’t move on Fifth Avenue on Friday nights! There were five movie theaters in McKeesport and a streetcar ride to Glassport cost a nickel! But we didn’t have a nickel back then. Of course, the goddamned unions ruined everything, and the welfare.




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