Tube City Almanac

November 30, 2009

Strange Bedfellows

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They say you can tell a lot about someone's character by the kinds of company they keep.

But what does it say about the character of the Catholic and Anglican bishops of Pittsburgh that they've decided to keep company with the likes of Dr. James Dobson, Gary Bauer and Chuck Colson?

Those names should be familiar --- they are among the most prominent voices of the far-right wing of the Republican Party --- but in case you don't know who they are:

  • Dobson is the founder of Focus on the Family, a fundamentalist Christian group. He's been called the leader of a "gang of thugs" by no less than former Republican majority leader Dick Armey of Texas. Among other things, Dobson believes that Democrats, including most of those in the U.S. Government, "despise America."

  • Colson, special counsel to President Nixon, was described by Slate magazine as "the evil genius behind an evil administration" and served seven months in prison for his role in orchestrating the Watergate scandal and its cover-up. Ah, but in jail he found religion and formed a prison ministry.

  • Bauer is possibly the least malicious of the three. A former Republican presidential candidate known for falling off the stage during a pancake-flipping contest, Bauer is now primarily a commentator. Among his other positions, he's a proponent of using the Bible to justify torturing prisoners (though he means accused terrorists, not white-collar criminals like Chuck Colson).

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Would you want to hang out with these guys? I'd want to shower after shaking their hands.

But David Zubik, Roman Catholic bishop of Pittsburgh, and Robert Duncan, Anglican bishop of Pittsburgh, have no such qualms. Duncan, Zubik, and Zubik's predecessor, Donald Wuerl, now archbishop of Washington, D.C., are among the signatories of something called the Manhattan Declaration.

The declaration, made public last week, calls on signers to engage in "civil disobedience" to protest any laws that would compel them to:
"Participate in abortions, embryo-destructive research, assisted suicide and euthanasia, or any other anti-life act; nor will we bend to any rule purporting to force us to bless immoral sexual partnerships, treat them as marriages or the equivalent, or refrain from proclaiming the truth, as we know it, about morality and immorality."

On the surface, you may ask --- well, so what? No one's going to compel a Catholic hospital to perform an abortion, or a Baptist minister to officiate at a gay wedding.

As the Los Angeles Times notes, federal courts "have aggressively protected the free exercise of religion" guaranteed by the First Amendment.

The L.A. Times also points out that the U.S. Congress --- then as now led by the Democratic Party --- in 1993 passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which exempts religious organizations from having to comply with certain regulations that would violate the doctrines of their faith. It was signed into law by another Democrat, President Clinton, who issued a further executive order in 1996 providing additional protection to religious groups.

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In other words, this declaration is no fire, just a bunch of smoke.

But it still stinks, and it should leave a particularly foul odor in the noses of local Catholics.

Bishop Zubik's decision to lie down with the radical right is disturbing, not least because conservative Christians have often found it convenient to bash Catholics as "not truly Christian."

An evening spent watching Wall-based WPCB-TV (40) or listening to local Christian radio stations will expose you to plenty of anti-Catholic propaganda.

Apparently, Zubik and other prelates regard gay marriage and abortion as such abominations that they're happy to link arms with people who would otherwise denounce them as "papists" worshiping false gods.

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What, then, of gay marriage and abortion? I don't want to open those cans of worms, but grab an opener, and let's start cranking.

Roughly half of all heterosexual marriages in the United States end in divorce, according to official statistics. That seems about right, based on my own observations.

But in the meantime, I'm also friends with committed gay and lesbian couples in stable, monogamous, happy relationships.

Along come Bishops Zubik and Wuerl to tell me those people are evil for wanting legal protection under the law. (And Bishop Duncan as well --- but Duncan has been helping to tear apart the Episcopalian church over extending the sacraments to lesbians and gays, so his signature on the Manhattan Declaration is hardly a surprise.)

I'm reminded of the joke about the politician who said: "Who you gonna believe? Me, or your lyin' eyes?" Well, your excellencies, I'll believe my eyes, thanks.

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And I'm hardly alone: Half of all U.S. Catholics are ignoring the church's teachings and now think that same-sex civil unions should be legalized. Among young Catholics, the support for same-sex civil unions is near 80 percent.

(Remember --- the issue is not whether the government can force a Catholic or Anglican priest to bless a gay marriage. The government can't. The issue is whether the government can extend the legal protections of a marriage license to a lesbian or gay couple.)

Now, let's take abortion. The Catholic Church and many Protestant churches teach that abortion in any circumstance is murder.

If Bishops Zubik, Wuerl and Duncan --- and all of the other people who signed the Manhattan Declaration --- are saying that civil partnerships for gays and lesbians are as bad as abortion, then they think lesbian and gay couples are the moral equivalents of murderers.

My conscience will not allow me to accept that. In fact, I find that implication morally offensive.

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Finally, I'm old enough to have been taught about the heroic nuns, priests, rabbis and pastors who marched in the 1950s and '60s to guarantee equal rights for women, racial minorities and migrant farmers. Pittsburgh's famous "labor priest," Msgr. Charles Owen Rice, was often on the front lines of those demonstrations.

And there are many stories of heroic clergy who stood up to the Nazis during World War II to protect Jews from harm. Homestead's St. Maximilian Kolbe Parish is named for one of them.

Now, Bishops Zubik, Wuerl and Duncan are threatening civil disobedience against any laws that would require them to treat a same-sex partnership as a marriage.

I don't know in what context that would arise --- same-sex benefits for a Catholic school teacher, perhaps?

But here's a charming thought: The Catholic Church, which demonstrated in the 1950s and '60s in favor of protecting people's civil rights, might start protesting in order to take away people's civil rights.

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The signers of the Manhattan Declaration believe that "the lives of the unborn, the disabled, and the elderly are severely threatened."

But they don't mention unregulated capitalism, which has enabled big, multi-national corporations to abandon communities like McKeesport, Duquesne, Monessen and Homestead, decimating the American working class. Surely the lives of "the unborn, the disabled, and the elderly" are threatened when big companies move their operations overseas, canceling health insurance and gutting pension plans.

For that matter, they have nothing to say about health insurance companies that drop people from their plans to avoid paying for treatable conditions --- or about VA hospitals, which, during the Bush Administration, declined treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder to Iraq and Afghanistan veterans, telling them in effect to "pray harder."

Nor do they mention the toxic reality shows and other tawdry TV programs of no redeeming value that are pumped out on a daily basis, including those of the Fox network, owned by that bastion of conservative rectitude, Rupert Murdoch.

In fact, the only issues over which the signers of the Manhattan Declaration feel compelled to commit "civil disobedience" are abortions and gay marriage.

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In other words, the Manhattan Declaration isn't worth the paper it's printed on. It's a sham.

Although the Manhattan Declaration claims to be "non-partisan," the presence of conservative firebrands like as Dobson, Bauer and Colson should provide all of the evidence you need that this is a fairly transparent attempt to inflame the voters before next year's mid-term election.

If you need more evidence, know that longtime Republican campaign adviser Karl Rove --- former senior political strategist in the White House of President George W. Bush --- supports the Manhattan Declaration, too.

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So then, the goal of the Manhattan Declaration is to fire up the Republican Party's base to try and re-take the U.S. Congress in 2010. (As if the Democrats aren't doing a good enough job of that on their own.)

And the Catholic and Anglican bishops of Pittsburgh and the Catholic archbishop of Washington --- knowing the political motivations behind this farce --- were happy to sign on.

If I were a cold-blooded agnostic, I'd say that by engaging in partisan politicking, they are jeopardizing the generous tax-exemptions granted to their dioceses.

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But instead, as a product of 13 years of Catholic education and a Mass-going Catholic, I will just get discouraged and unhappy.

I don't lightly criticize the church or its leaders, but it's depressing to see Bishop Zubik squander his moral authority on behalf of gutter politicians like Karl Rove.

And although I'm far from the exemplar of a Christian life well-lived ("for all have sinned and come short of the glory of God"), I also wonder about the ethics and morality of things like the Manhattan Declaration.

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After all, setting aside politics, if God made all things, then He made gays and lesbians, too. And He wouldn't make them if He doesn't want them in His church.

Yet things like the Manhattan Declaration send a clear signal to those people that they are not wanted.

Bishops Zubik, Wuerl and Duncan: If God wants gays and lesbians in His church, who are we as mere mortals to drive them away?

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Webmaster - December 01, 2009




What would Jesus do? I’m not even a Christian and I’m pretty sure I know the answer.
Dan - December 01, 2009




Ah, Mr. Togyer, let the debate teams form their sides. My response to your post, both on the points on which I agree and disagree, probably would take up the rest of your bandwidth.
Seeing Eye - December 01, 2009




Well, religious bigotry has probably been around as long as religion. You’re right that much of this ado is about the mid-term elections, with the right trying mightily to derail the current administration and the Dems in general. For the “true believers” on the far right, there is no quarter, no compromise – it is their particular interpretation of the social and religious mores and nothing else. There is no room for compromise or tolerance for other points of view. And I agree with you that the Catholic leaders getting in league (I would have said “in bed”, but that won’t fly here ;-) ) with the evangelicals is really short-sighted on their part. All the more reason to build that “wall” between church and state even taller.
ebtnut - December 01, 2009




> Ah, Mr. Togyer, let the debate teams form their sides.

The problem, Seeing Eye, is that you’re assuming there’s a rational debate to be had.

I like to use as an example a cartoon that Dana Simpson did several years ago: http://www.idrewthis.org/d/20040825.html

“A new group says John Kerry eats boiled baby heads. Kerry says he doesn’t. Both sides in this growing controversy coming up next!”

Either all couples have a civil right to legal protection when they’re in a partnership, or they don’t.

If they don’t, cite me some legal precedent that says they don’t deserve it. The Bible is not legal evidence.

And remember, in the 1950s, plenty of pastors took to the pulpit to condemn civil rights for African-Americans, and just like today, they used the Old Testament as evidence — namely that one race should be subservient to another. I’m not buying it.
Webmaster - December 01, 2009




“Either all couples have the right to legal protection when they’re in a partnership, or they don’t.”

You won’t hear an argument from me on the first half of that sentence. There are those, however, who see a difference between a “partnership” (presumably a legal arrangement) and “marriage,” perceived by many as a religious institution (though it is also a civil one).
Seeing Eye - December 01, 2009




I think we’re in agreement on that, Eye. I certainly do not think any faith should be forced to bless any marriage which their doctrine prohibits.

But if we’re talking about two people who want to get legal protection —- say, to serve as next of kin for their spouse —- I don’t see why that should be any of my business, no matter who they are, as long as they’re both consenting adults.
Webmaster - December 01, 2009




You are absolutely correct. There is no good reason for the Church to object to any marriage between any two consenting, adult individuals. One must think that there are many more pressing issues for the Church to focus on, in our increasingly screwed-up world. I am terribly sorry that Bishop Zubik has taken this sort of prejudicial stance.
Andy (URL) - December 01, 2009




I have a few thoughts on this, and they can be expressed pretty simply:

1 – Keep your religion out of my government. No, the framers of the Constitution did not identify as Christians, and the United States was not founded or planned according to any sort of Biblical code or adherence. Any assertion to the contrary clearly shows your ignorance. A great majority of the framers were Deists, who tended to believe that while there WAS a divine power, God only created the Earth and everything in the Universe, and did not intend to alter the course of human history afterwards by either direct or indirect means. They believed that we had been given the gifts of reason and an inherent sense of decency towards other humans, and entrusted with the planet – for better or worse. We’re on our own – there’s no such thing as “miracles” and no amount of praying is going to compel God to rescue us from ourselves.

2 – Follow whatever religion you want, but do it COMPLETELY and to the adherence of your holy text. You don’t get to pick and choose which passages you’re going to hold over people’s heads and act morally superior. If you’re going to say that homosexuality is a sin “because it says so in the Bible” then I expect that you publically stone/execute your wives when she goes to church less than a month after having a baby (2 months for girls), and stop going to Red Lobster. It’s all in Leviticus.
John - December 01, 2009




To quote Chief Wiggum: “The Bible says a lot of things.”

Also, if you’re implying I’m a “cafeteria Catholic,” I won’t argue. I like cafeterias. :)
Webmaster - December 01, 2009




If anyone ever asked me “What would Jesus do?” I’d tell them that he’d probably be pretty pissed off that we’re being a bunch of idiots, and that most Christians today simply don’t get his original message.

Then again, if I were a Christian, I’d be more likely to follow the kind of Jesus characterized in JC Superstar (dirty hippie who wants everyone to be relaxed and groovy to each other) than the one everyone else thinks about (frankly, a little too emo about the whole “sacrificial son of God” thing), but that’s just me.
John - December 01, 2009




I like what Gandhi supposedly said: “I admire Christ. He’s so unlike Christians.”

Of course, there’s also Charlie Brown’s philosophy: “Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, ‘Why me?’ And in the darkness I hear a voice say, ‘Why not?’”
Webmaster - December 01, 2009




I love John’s point, there are so many “shalt not’s” in Leviticus that I’m not sure what Jews and Christians would be able to do! Obviously the point being that one should live a life consistent with the overarching values expressed in these texts.

I was reading recently about the eulogy that was delivered at former Washington Wizards owner Abe Pollin’s funeral last week. After making boatloads of money in real estate, Mr. Pollin started giving almost all of it away both locally here in Washington and throughout the world. In the eulogy, his son was quoted as saying, “every Friday night, my parents sat down to a Shabbat dinner…of lobster.”
Dan - December 02, 2009




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