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February 09, 2005

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Category: default || By jt3y

The lingering aftereffects of the flu are still wreaking havoc with the few brain cells that I have left in operation, and the well is dry.

I did think "Something Awful"'s review of that classic film "Dracula 3000" was funny, however:

Overview: Next time you want to stump a movie buff, ask this question: "What was the worst movie released in 2004 about a man named Van Helsing who fights vampires?" If he says "Van Helsing", he may be right, because that movie reeked. But "Dracula 3000" is pretty bad too.


Directed By: Darrell Roodt, 2004.


The Case For: Recommended for obsessive fans who absolutely must own every single movie which stars Casper Van Dien / Erika Eleniak / Coolio.


The Case Against: No such people exist.


There's more --- much, much more --- at "Something Awful."






Your Comments are Welcome!

Hey, I can think of worse things than owning every Erika Eleniak movie (yummy).

For example, owning – or even watching – every Linda Blair movie. Never mind The Exorcist, never mind the string of bad made-for-TV films that followed, I am talking about the one I sat through this morning:

ROLLER BOOGIE!!

You may uncover your eyes now. The parade of people in spandex, disco-dancing, on roller skates, has passed the podium.
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