Tube City Almanac

August 05, 2005

Turn Your (Junk-Picked) Radio On

Category: default || By jt3y

(Warning: Major geekage ahead.)

I have a lot of sympathy for the Trib's Mike Seate. Last week, he wrote about the withering comments a 20-year-old cable TV repairman said upon inspecting his stereo equipment:

"'Dude -- you still use one of these things?' he asked, stifling a chuckle as he eyed my graphic equalizer. 'It's cool. My grandfather uses one and says he can't listen to music without it,' chirped the baby-faced technician, not realizing the extent of his insults. Of course, junior here had no idea his words carried such weight. Most audiophiles imagine themselves still on the cutting edge of sound technology, even if we're listening to an original-issue Benny Goodman 78 on an imitation oak, Philco Hi-Fi set."

Boy, I've been there. I'll never forget the time I picked up two colleagues to take them to the airport on a business trip. I had my previous sleek, dark Mercury; I'd just treated it to a $300 Earl Scheib paint job after spending several weekends doing body work.

"This is a nice car," said one co-worker as she got in.

"Thank you," I said.

"Are you restoring it?" she asked, innocently. She thought it was an antique. (Talk about ego deflation!)

But I digress. Mike Seate was discussing audio equipment. Like him, I have a lot of stereo equipment that is old enough to vote, possibly because, like him, I'm a writer, and walking into some audiophile shop and plunking down $2,000 for a home theater system isn't exactly in my budget.

In fact, I was a little insulted the other day when some NASA administrator was discussing the age of the space shuttle's control systems. "After all, no one has 25-year-old electronics in their house that they use every day," he said. Well, yeah, some of us do. Of course, we're not trying to go into orbit (though we may be trying to listen to "Telstar" by The Tornados).

So, after reading Mike's column, I did a quick survey:

1.) The Zenith clock radio in the kitchen, which I listen to every morning when I get ready for work, dates to about 1965. I bought it at the Eastland flea market for $3 shortly before moving into my first apartment, and many's the day that I listened to it while ironing a clean shirt before going into work for my first job. It gets any station you like, as long as it's on AM, and still sounds pretty good. And the clock keeps good time.

2.) I have no idea how old the Grundig "Melody-Boy" portable AM/FM/shortwave in the bathroom is, but I suspect it's from the early '70s. (Stamped on the bottom? "Made in W. Germany.") I bought it at a ham radio swap meet for $7 a year or two ago. It sounds great, and often goes outside with me when I work on the car. The only problem is that it gobbles 9-volt batteries like crazy.

3.) The H.H. Scott "Stereomaster" bookshelf stereo in my bedroom dates from the mid-'60s, and came with a nice Garrard turntable and a Pickering magnetic cartridge. I paid $5 for it at Eastland about 15 years ago, and I only bought it because I needed a halfway decent turntable. I had every intention of gutting it for parts, and then hooked up some speakers and decided to listen to the radio. I was astonished at how good it sounded. I still am. It's not fancy, but I use it almost every day to listen to the radio (and MP3s ... I've got a snazzy new Panasonic CD player attached to it, one of my few pieces of audio equipment purchased first-hand). Also attached is a ...

4.) Technics cassette deck from the early '80s, which I purchased for (I think) $5 as surplus from a radio station that had upgraded equipment. When I bought it, it refused to play cassettes --- there was something wrong with some sensor inside. I bypassed the sensor, intending to fix it permanently later on. That was 10 years ago. (I'll get to it, don't rush me.)

5.) Also in the bedroom is a big portable Zenith television, which provides a nice, bright clear picture in glorious black-and-white. I garbage-picked it from a TV station. After a little cleanup, it worked fine. I don't watch much TV in bed, but I sometimes wonder what "The West Wing" and "Saturday Night Live" look like in color. (Those are filmed in color, right?)

7.) There's another Zenith TV out in the living room, but it's color and (gasp!) came with remote control. It's stamped 1985 on the back. It was generously donated by someone I used to work with when I bought my house, and still has one of the best color pictures I've ever seen. Lately, though, the colors have occasionally been getting dim; a good sharp rap on the cabinet brings them back. I guess I'm going to have to open it up and tinker with it soon, but for now, I'm inclined to leave it alone. When the picture goes gloomy, I just figure, "Well, I've watched enough TV for today," and turn it off.

8.) On the other side of the living room, next to my Archie Bunker recliner, is a Bradford AM/FM console stereo, with record changer. Bradford was the house brand of the old W.T. Grant discount chain. For some reason, I always wanted a swingin' '60s-style hi-fi (too many "Rat Pack" movies as a kid?) and I spotted this beast one afternoon years ago while tooling around North Versailles. Someone had set it out for the trash. I knocked on the door, asked if I could take it, and then (with some difficulty) loaded it into the back seat of my car. It'll rattle all of the windows in the house with deep, boomy bass or high, twinkly treble, and there's virtually no hiss or hum. Those '60s swingers had the right idea: It's very groovy, on a sunny Sunday afternoon, to open all of the windows, pour a cold adult beverage, and kick back with a good book while listening to jazz on your hi-fi.

9.) Over in my home office, there's another H.H. Scott "Concertmate." This is a more conventional, full-size tuner/amplifier than the one in my bedroom, and I bought it for $10 at a swap meet about five years ago. Frankly, it's pretty beat up, and it needs some work. There's an annoying little buzz in the audio sometimes. I haven't made up my mind whether to fix it up or find something else, but it's not high on the priority list. (See item 4. It still has several years before it gets near the top.)

10.) Finally, at work (and this is cheating a little bit), I've got a spiffy looking Magnavox table-top stereo. I'm not sure how old it is, but if you're a fan of "The Dick Van Dyke Show," the radio in Rob and Laura Petrie's kitchen was virtually identical. I bought it for $2 at an estate sale in Glassport in about 1992. It was made in Fort Wayne, Ind., the cabinet is real wood, and there's probably more metal in its chassis than Dell Computers uses in a year. It took me all through college; many's the night I labored over a paper or some other project while listening to my favorite radio station, the late, lamented Z-107. It's not worth anything, but surprisingly, it has a lot of sentimental value to me.

I haven't even counted all of the other radios, tape players and assorted other old electronic gizmos that seem to stick to me like iron filings to a magnet; they're stashed in various places on the shelves downstairs and in the garage, and in my mother's house (much to her enduring consternation).

Lest any burglars read this, think that I have a houseful of rare antiques, and decide to rip me off, let me save you the trouble. At various times, in need of money, I've checked the value of this stuff, thinking I should put it on eBay. Don't bother. If you tried to sell the entire collection, you might be able to liquidate it for upwards of $20.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I just bought a bunch of Benny Goodman 78s, and I think I'd like to listen to them on my imitation wood hi-fi.

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To Do This Weekend: Duquesne Annex volunteer fire department's annual fair is in full swing, tonight and tomorrow, at Duquesne Village Shopping Center on Homeville Road in West Mifflin. There are games of chance, food and live music. ... Society of Sound and Dr. Zoot and the Suits play North Braddock Community Day Saturday afternoon at the park near the corner of Wolf and Sheridan avenues. There will be rides and craft booths, and refreshments will be on sale. Parking and admission is free, and there will be fireworks after sunset. ... Swing 'n sway with the Sammy Kaye Orchestra at 7:30 p.m. Sunday at Riverfront Park, Water Street between Fifth and Ninth avenues.






Your Comments are Welcome!

Anything pre-70’s, if found at a thrift store or somewhere tangible like that (not ebay and the shipping costs entailed) would be worth bank around these parts. Any true audiophile will tell you that the older stereo equipment provides a considerably richer depth and range of sound than the CD era stuff. So my snarky MP3-bearing coworkers can take their mega-$$ sound and video systems and…........
heather - August 05, 2005




Quite a collection of old A/V equipment. I’ve had my fill of old and nostaligic radios though. When I finally got rid of the old KTV television and Emerson stereo, it was a happy day in my world. Today it’s all Sony, all the time, and if you pretend that it’s 2002, it’s all cutting edge.

I didn’t know anything Bradford brand was still around and functioning. I’m somewhat facinated with the W.T. Grant discount chain, but as it died approximately the same time I was born, there’s not a lot of infomation out there on it.
Steven Swain (URL) - August 05, 2005




I am snarky and mp3-bearing. I can’t usually bring myself to listen to radio long enough, I should try again one of these days and see if things have (to my mind) improved.
Derrick (URL) - August 05, 2005




Aacch, phthooey! Radio does suck. I’m just bemoaning the loss of my loyal, 12” black and white pre-80’s deal with the manual channel changer and coathanger antenna. Tossing out that loyal friend was like putting down the family dog because it can’t catch a frisbee anymore. Jason brought it all back…..and now I’m snapping at everyone, edgy all the time…..

Derrick – You may keep your mp3. Mega miles recently logged in on the bike in addition to the daily torture and lunacy of your bus commute warrant a distraction in the form of something less cumbersome than a boom-box or battery-powered portable turntable (that would be soooo sweet….)

Just don’t tell me you have one of those coats or backpacks with the elaborately stitched buttonhole for the cord, or I shall throw myself off a high thing.
aunt bee - August 06, 2005




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