Tube City Almanac

December 20, 2006

Not Quite the G.E. College Bowl

Category: default || By jt3y

Alert Reader Glenn passed along the following list, which saved me from having to write something (half) witty for the Almanac. I think some of these were inspired by a similar list going around called "You know you're from Pittsburgh." Anyway, see if any of these apply to you, and enjoy:

You Know You're From McKeeesport If:

  • You did your Christmas shopping at Murphy's, Cox's, Immels, The Famous, Goodmans, Helmstaders and Union Clothing


  • Balsamo's was the hit of the town


  • You couldn't wait to read today's Daily News


  • You've told your children to "redd up" their rooms


  • You've ever gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush"


  • You couldn't wait until the Fourth of July to watch the fireworks at "Renzie Park"


  • You can pronounce correctly and spell the name of the main tributary into the Monongahela at McKeesport


  • You remember the blizzard of 1950 and remember not being able to go outside because the snow was over your head, and you would have suffocated


  • You drink pop, eat hoagies, and love perogies, halushski, and gyros


  • You know what a "still mill" is --- especially the "National Tube" and "Duquesne Works"


  • You grew up on a diet of Menzie milk, Vienna Bakery donuts, and Isaly's or Peters Triple "A" Chipped Ham


  • You usta swim at Rainbow Gardens swimming pool, and spend Saturday night at the Rainbow drive-in


  • You saw Gene Autry or Roy Rogers at the Capitol Theater


  • You went roller skating at the Palisades, then went to Loralie's Club Car, or Dick's Diner afterwards


  • You went to the County Airport to watch the planes take off


  • First Ward was a place to live, not a steel mill


  • When you misbehaved, you got a "lickin'"


  • Your last name has 10 or more letters in it (two of them are a "z" or "v" or three of them are "s-k-i") and nobody can pronounce it


  • The only food served at your wedding was rigatoni and stuffed cabbages


  • You went to Saturday night dances at the Library, the Palisades, or the Kennywood Ballroom


  • You got your First Holy Communion outfit at Byer's


  • Jim's Hot Dogs in West Mifflin was in it's own food group and now your children and grandchildren are also now realizing that






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